The "Eruption Disruption" caused by Mt. Eye-gel-a-fa-coli (sounds Italian or like a disease?) caused major turmoil for air travelers between the US and Europe last week.
Many, upon hearing the term for the first time, associated it with the pharmaceutical industry. Skeptics were threatning lawsuits against Eli Lily, maker of Cialis. Apparently someone in the media leaked a report that 2 bathtubs filled with explosives (and some type of pills) were floating atop Mt. EyeGelaFaColi just moments before the explosion.
However, the "Eruption Disruption" was found to have other potential side effects:
1. British & US relations have improved dramatically
2. Beer sales in the US have also increased dramatically.
Researchers have been working around the clock to see if #1 and #2 are related in any way.
Additionally, in an unrelated story, the Betty Ford Center has also received an increase in new applications for admission.
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