J-Bizzle and Snoop Dogg team up to defeat evil work visa scheme in UK...

(London): March 09 2010

J-Bizzle and Snoop Dogg teamed up and really let the UK press have it in the small suburban library.

J-Bizzle took a frontal assault (literally) while Snoop had his back.  Despite his best arguments (including a Fo Shizzle or two) the Bizzle was unable to make any headway in reasoning with the UK authorities.

"What a bunch of wankers" the Bizzle deadpanned.  "They don't even know the difference between Visa and Mastercard".

Snoop then went on the offensive which in hindsight may not have been such a good idea.  Although the Bizzle and Snoop are tight, the Bizzle may have slightly mislead his friend about the reason for the press conference. 

After Snoop went on a 15 minute rant about weed the crowd was a bit stunned.  And soon after so was Snoop.  "What the dizzle Bizzle fo shizzle?"  It was at that point J-Bizzle hit the exit with Snoop's posse in tow. 

But Snoop was slow on the uptake and was taken away by the Constable.  "Is there a KFC in this bitch?  I got the munchies". 

The Bizzle could not immediately be reached for comment as he fled the scene...